but what if fanfic was illegal tho. and dudes would be coming up to you in the street like ppssssst. aye yo ma, I got that good shit. 30,000 word AU fic. yea yo I got dem ficlets if you into dat shit. whatchu need? some fluff? I got you ma. oh, you into angst? lemme hook you up with some good shit. PWP? you bet ma, I got that latest shit. hot off the presses. you know I got you boo. shh. shh.
they could show me 30 seconds of mrs hudson eating cereal and I would still be excited about it okay
Danisnotonfire - Dan Howell
Dan Gets Out Of The Shower - Dan Towell
Dan Smells Bad - Dan Fowell
Dan Is In A Bad Mood - Dan Scowell
Dan Punches Someone - Dan Powell
Dan Gets Married - Dan Lester
When Dan is not on the internet (shocking ik) he is probably watching a movie with Phil with messed up hair and hoodie and sweatpants and Phil with glasses in his pjs and a fluffy blanket covering the both of them and Dan would lay his head on Phil’s lap and oh god what do I do
I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more
Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt
If Dan and Phil are not in love I don’t need love. I want whatever those two have.